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Tuesday, 24 October 2017


Good day to you all!


Crikey, it's all go here: between a heap of new nights and some minor refits, I've not seen much daylight. To be fair though, I don't think there's been much daylight to miss....


This week, In Brief: Wednesday 25th is Straight Camp presents "To Be Queer is to Be a Sublime Outcast" - first of an occasional night of live performance, art installations, and general camp "disrupt(ing) and deconstruct(ing) what it means to be queer" to paraphrase! Doors open 7.30, show from 8. Entry is £5, and the night culminates with dancing into the small hours.


Friday 27th is SIN - a new monthly night. Open to Men, women, and everything in between; With Jezebel and Lady Lola on DJ duties, tickets are £10 from or £15 on the door.


Saturday 28th is Brighton Bear's Annual Halloween party: "THE NIGHT OF THE LIVING ZOMBEARS" - Open from 9pm, with all door money (£4 for members, £6 for non-members) going to the Rainbow Fund. always a busy event, with ghoulies in you face, and plenty of bumping in the night... There'll be prizes for fancy dress, so try and make an effort, but you don't need to dress up if you're shy (and nobody reading this is that shy..!)


Then Sunday 29th is CUM IN YOUR PANTS, the monthly underwear party with DJ Nude. Entry is free for members, £5 for non-members; doors open 9pm, and getting undressed IS COMPULSORY.


Final oddity for October; CLUB SILENCIO falls this year on Halloween itself - Tuesday 31st. The typically terrifying troupe will be bringing their breakfast show into Subline. I can't tell you much more than that! Entry is £6, and all gender variants are welcome. Doors open 8pm.


We'll be CLOSED ON WEDNESDAY 1st NOVEMBER - having a big

old clear-out (*COUGH* exorcism) after Silencio on Tuesday - but normal hours resume on Thursday 2nd.

The next LEATHER MEET is just around the corner; on Saturday 4th November. As ever, we'll open at 10pm, and in legit leather gear, you'll get free entry; otherwise, it's £5 on the door.


Further into November; on Friday 10th we have Dirty Tackle - our re-renamed Sportswear event. Entry is just £3 in sports kit, or £5 in regular attire. Doors open 10pm


Friday 17th is Filth - Dystopia. Kitten Skye's full-fetish, all-gender, kinky-as-can-be event are in post-apocalyptic mood. Any genuine fetish gear is permitted, but dress to theme for more fun! At the time of writing, there are still some tickets remaining at


The following night, Saturday 18th, is THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN. Subline will have been open for SEVEN BLOODY YEARS by then. Who'd have thunk it?! lol. Early plans involved a Waco-inspired suicide pact, but now I'm thinking we'll just do a buffet... :) Entry is £5 for members, £8 for non-members. There'll be savourys, cake, cheap fizzy wine, and vodka jellies hurled at all attendees, DJ Screwpulous massaging your eardrums, and we'll be open from 10pm until however-long-it-takes-for-everyone-to-collapse (I anticipate around 4am...)


I'll jump ahead a little here, to Saturday 2nd December, and the return of MR SUBLINE! This year, the lovely Sally Vate will be hosting; I'm looking for contestants (of any shape or size) to step up and parade themselves. Anyone who enters gets a couple of pre-drinks (for Dutch Courage) and a year's free entry to Subline (obviously, some exclusions for charity and private hire events apply) and there will be a selection of astounding prizes showered upon whomever is crowned MR SUBLINE 2017!


PLEASE PLEASE do contact us AS SOON AS POSSIBLE if you would like to enter. There're no strings, just a fun-filled night raising money for the Terrence Higgins Trust. And you might just find fame, fortune, and a modelling contract afterwards. Doubtful, but never say never! We'll need you to arrive at 9pm on Saturday 2nd, and Sally and I will look after everything else...


Whether participating in the contest or just coming down to watch and vote, entry will cost you members a £5 donation to THT (£8 for non members.) Doors open 9pm, and we'll aim to have the show kick off by 10. Normal Subline service will be resumed after midnight; with a new Mr Subline enthroned, and a big pot of pennies collected for a great cause! 


It just remains to thank you all for your continued support (SEVEN FREAKIN' YEARS?!) and I'll let you get on with your day now, Christmas and New Year announcements next time.